Pricing

Transparent pricing, three tiers deep.

The Standard

Every figure below includes labor. Junk removal includes dump fees and full sorting for rehoming and recycling. No hidden charges, ever. Where you land in a range comes down to the tier of service you choose.

Junk Removal
By load size
MinimumSmall items, single piece
$300–575
Quarter load≈ 10 yd dumpster
$900–1,700
Half load≈ 20 yd dumpster
$1,775–3,375
Three-quarter load≈ 30 yd dumpster
$2,625–5,025
Full load≈ 40 yd dumpster, or a full 2BR rowhome
$3,500–6,625

Regret Buy-Back delivery, if you want something returned, is free on Premium, $50 on Elevated, and $75 on Basic.

Moving
By crew size, per hour
1-man team
$100–170
2-man team
$145–270
3-man team
$195–330
4-man team
$245–430

Every move includes full shrink-wrapping, dollies, blankets, ratchet straps, and door-to-door service, regardless of tier.

I.

Premium · Master Movers

Every item sorted by hand for recycling, resale, and donation. Hazardous materials accepted. Full packing, staging, and a free deep clean or Regret Buy-Back delivery. Movers with 50+ jobs completed.

II.

Elevated · Journeyman

The same hand-sorting for donation, recycling, and resale, without the deep clean. Basic packing and color coding. Movers with 20+ jobs completed. Regret Buy-Back, $50 per trip.

III.

Basic

We supply the sorting materials and a tagging guide, you do the sorting. Fully trained crew, 10+ jobs completed. Every load still held to the Unfunk mission. Regret Buy-Back, $75 per trip.

Every job is different. The fastest way to a firm number is a quick walkthrough, in person or by video.

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